Apes together
strong
Ape alone weak. Ape together strong.
Hold $APES and get airdropped $GME every hour. Every trade on the token feeds the machine — fees get harvested, converted, and paid straight to holders. No staking. No claiming. No dashboards to babysit.
CA:
0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Stay safe anon — verify before you ape.
The retail ape — undefeated since Jan 2021
- Reward token
- $GME
- To holders
- 90%
- Buffer wallet
- 10%
- Claim needed
- None
File 001 — Origin of the movement
January 2021.
The squeeze that
never ended.
"Apes together strong" became the rallying cry of the GameStop ($GME) short squeeze. Retail investors on Reddit adopted "apes" as a self-descriptor and used the phrase to symbolize their unity against Wall Street hedge funds.
$APES is that lore, ported onchain. Except this time the dividend isn't a meme — the tek pays you in the ticker that started it all.
"If we hold, they cannot close."
— every ape, forever
The slogan
Ape alone weak, ape together strong
Caesar, the ape leader in Rise of the Planet of the Apes, said it first. Retail said it louder.
The adoption
Everyday traders became "apes"
r/WallStreetBets wore the insult like a badge — proudly claiming smooth brains and a crayon diet.
The core idea
Holding together is the weapon
By refusing to sell individually, apes proved small investors united hold real market power.
File 002 — How the tek works
The machine that pays apes
It runs on an external server, entirely in the background. You do nothing — you just hold. Here is the exact loop, in ape language.
Holder action required
Zero
- 01
Harvest the fees
Collects the trading fees $APES earned since the last run — they arrive as a mix of the token itself plus WETH.
IN: $APES + WETH
- 02
Normalize to WETH
The token-side gets swapped to WETH. The WETH-side is left exactly as it is. One clean unit of account.
OUT: 100% WETH
- 03
Keep a 10% buffer
A 10% cut stays in the wallet as a buffer for gas and operations. The other 90% buys $GME with that WETH.
SPLIT: 10/90
- 04
Snapshot the apes
Checks who is holding the token right now and how much each wallet has. Live balances, no registration, no snapshot to sign up for.
READ: HOLDER BALANCES
- 05
Split it proportionally
The $GME pool is divided by weight — hold 2x someone else's balance and you get 2x their reward. Then it's sent out automatically.
SEND: $GME TO ALL
Fig. 1 — the distribution apparatus
No claiming
Rewards are pushed to you, not pulled by you.
No staking
Your wallet balance is your position. That is it.
No lockups
Sell whenever. Just know apes together strong.
File 003 — Ape math
Work out your cut
Drag the levers. This is an illustration of the split, not a promise of returns — the real numbers depend on live trading volume and your live balance at distribution time.
= 1.00% of a 1,000,000,000 supply
Distribution receipt — simulated
- Fee pool converted to WETH
- 5.00 WETH
- Buffer kept in wallet (10%)
- 0.5000 WETH
- Used to buy $GME (90%)
- 4.5000 WETH
- Your weight in the snapshot
- 1.00%
Airdropped to your wallet
0.0450 WETH
paid as $GME · no claim required
File 004 — The archives
Ape propaganda
Right click, save, post. The memes are the marketing department.
File 005 — Smooth brain questions
Frequently asked
What do I actually have to do?
Buy $APES and hold it in your own wallet on Robinhood Chain. That is the whole job. There is no staking contract, no claim page, no signature to give.
Where does the $GME come from?
From trading fees the token earns. Fees arrive as a mix of $APES and WETH, everything is converted to WETH, and 90% of that WETH is used to market-buy $GME.
How is my share calculated?
By balance weight at distribution time. If you hold twice as much as another wallet, you receive twice their reward. Simple proportional split, no tiers and no lock multipliers.
Why keep 10% back?
The 10% cut stays in the wallet as an operating buffer, covering gas and the cost of running distributions so the machine never stalls mid-cycle.
Do I need to connect a wallet to this site?
No. This site is lore and documentation only. The tek runs on an external server and pushes rewards to holder wallets on its own — nothing here asks you to connect or approve anything.
Can the reward token change?
The reward token is configurable, so it can be pointed at a different token if the apes decide to. Right now it is $GME, because that is the lore.